Italy

Ciao! Addio! Andiamo! Ti amo! Wait no, that’s creepy to say to strangers. Anyways, I love Italy. I love pizza…and pasta…and cannolis…and risotto…and I’m blanking. The truth is I’ve never been to Italy. Sad, right? My mom, dad, cousins, aunts and uncles, friends, everyone have been to Italy. Everyone except me. I mean, I know one day I live out my dream and become fluent in Italian, but I guess I’ll just have to keep going to Carluccio’s and wait until that day comes.

Just for laughs!